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"Good ideas always come to me in the shower"
Everyone knows this is true, and now there is a mat that says so. A shower head sketched in blue biro on a tiled wall, water falling in dashes, and the line written out in red felt tip across the top and bottom — it looks like someone doodled it on a page while waiting for the kettle. On a cream ground with a black bound edge, so it is cheerful without being loud.
Features
| Sizes | 50 x 80 cm and 60 x 90 cm (19.7 x 31.5 in and 23.6 x 35.4 in) |
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| Colours | Cream with blue and red linework, black bound edge |
| Design | Hand drawn shower scene with a printed slogan |
| Material | PVC with a diatomite surface layer |
| Surface | Water absorbing and quick drying |
| Finish | Waterproof and dirt repellent, fade resistant |
| Backing | Non-slip |
| Washing | Hand wash or machine wash |
A mat with a joke on it that still works as a mat
Novelty mats usually make you choose: something funny that goes soggy, or something sensible that says nothing. This one has a diatomite surface layer, which pulls water off your feet on contact and dries again quickly, over a PVC body that does not soak through to the floor. So it earns its place in front of the shower rather than just amusing your guests — though it will do that too.
Why the drawing suits a small bathroom
The linework is fine and the cream background takes up most of the mat, so it reads as light rather than busy. In a bathroom with white tile and not much on the walls, it gives you something to look at without adding another colour to the room. The joke is also the right size — you notice it, smile, and it does not shout at you every morning for the next three years.
FAQ
Will the print survive washing?
The surface is fade resistant and washes by hand or machine. Keep it cool and skip the bleach, and air dry it flat rather than tumble drying — heat is what dulls a printed surface and stiffens the backing.
Can it go inside the shower?
No, this one belongs on the floor outside. It absorbs water rather than draining it, so it works in front of the shower or the bath. For inside the tray you want a mat with suction cups and drainage holes.
See more designs like this in slogan bath mats, or browse this colour family in white bath mats.
Washing:
- Machine wash your bath mat at a maximum of 30°C on a gentle cycle, or hand wash, to protect the fibres and keep the colours vibrant.
- Use a mild detergent and avoid bleach or fabric softener, as these can damage the non-slip backing.
- Wash your bath mat separately to prevent colour transfer.
Drying:
- Air drying is recommended to preserve the shape and texture of your bath mat.
- If tumble drying is necessary, use a low heat setting only.
- Avoid drying your bath mat in direct sunlight to minimise fading.
Assistance:
- For specific care advice or help with stubborn stains, please don't hesitate to contact our customer service team. We'll be happy to help you keep your bath mat in perfect condition.
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Delivery times: 4 to 6 working days in UK. More information here.
You have 30 days to return or exchange an item, or request a refund. More information here
Made for Wet Feet, Busy Mornings and Everyday Life
Every bath mat in our range is chosen for what really matters in a bathroom: a firm grip on wet floors, a soft feel underfoot and a finish that still looks good after months of daily use. As bath mat specialists, we select each design for its absorbency, its non slip backing and its easy care, so you can order with confidence.
Your order ships free across the UK, checkout is fully secure, and if your mat is not right for your bathroom, you can return it within 30 days for a full refund.
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about our bath mats.
Yes. All our bath mats feature a non-slip backing designed to grip securely on tiles, laminate and vinyl flooring. For the best grip, place your non-slip bath mat on a clean, dry floor and check the backing regularly.
Most of our bath mats are machine washable at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Use a mild detergent, avoid bleach and fabric softener, and air dry to protect the non-slip base. Full details are in the care instructions above.
It depends on your space. A small bath mat (around 40 x 60 cm) suits compact bathrooms and en-suites, a standard mat fits most bathrooms, while a large bath mat or extra large bath mat works best in front of walk-in showers, double sinks or freestanding baths. Check the dimensions listed on each product page.
Bath mats are designed to sit outside the bath or shower to absorb water and protect your floor. If you need a mat for inside the shower or bathtub, choose a rubber shower mat with suction cups instead.
Our absorbent bath mats are made to soak up water fast and dry quickly between uses. To speed up drying, hang your mat over the bath or a towel rail after use and keep your bathroom ventilated.
We recommend washing your bathroom mat once a week, or every two weeks with light use. Regular washing prevents moisture build-up, keeps the fibres fresh and extends the life of your mat.
Yes. Our bath mat sets include coordinating bathroom mats and pedestal mats, perfect for creating a matching look across your bathroom. Browse our full collection of bath mat sets to complete your bathroom.
Yes, we offer free UK delivery on all orders. Your bath mat is dispatched quickly and delivered straight to your door, with free returns if you change your mind.