{"product_id":"funny-slogan-bath-mat","title":"Funny slogan bath mat","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\"Good ideas always come to me in the shower\"\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone knows this is true, and now there is a mat that says so. A shower head sketched in blue biro on a tiled wall, water falling in dashes, and the line written out in red felt tip across the top and bottom — it looks like someone doodled it on a page while waiting for the kettle. On a cream ground with a black bound edge, so it is cheerful without being loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\t\u003ctbody\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e50 x 80 cm and 60 x 90 cm (19.7 x 31.5 in and 23.6 x 35.4 in)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eColours\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eCream with blue and red linework, black bound edge\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eHand drawn shower scene with a printed slogan\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eMaterial\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003ePVC with a diatomite surface layer\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eSurface\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eWater absorbing and quick drying\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eFinish\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eWaterproof and dirt repellent, fade resistant\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eBacking\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eNon-slip\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eWashing\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eHand wash or machine wash\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eA mat with a joke on it that still works as a mat\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNovelty mats usually make you choose: something funny that goes soggy, or something sensible that says nothing. This one has a diatomite surface layer, which pulls water off your feet on contact and dries again quickly, over a PVC body that does not soak through to the floor. So it earns its place in front of the shower rather than just amusing your guests — though it will do that too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy the drawing suits a small bathroom\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe linework is fine and the cream background takes up most of the mat, so it reads as light rather than busy. In a bathroom with white tile and not much on the walls, it gives you something to look at without adding another colour to the room. The joke is also the right size — you notice it, smile, and it does not shout at you every morning for the next three years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print survive washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe surface is fade resistant and washes by hand or machine. Keep it cool and skip the bleach, and air dry it flat rather than tumble drying — heat is what dulls a printed surface and stiffens the backing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan it go inside the shower?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nNo, this one belongs on the floor outside. It absorbs water rather than draining it, so it works in front of the shower or the bath. For inside the tray you want a mat with suction cups and drainage holes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSee more designs like this in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bath-mat.co.uk\/collections\/slogan-bath-mats\"\u003eslogan bath mats\u003c\/a\u003e, or browse this colour family in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bath-mat.co.uk\/collections\/white-bath-mats\"\u003ewhite bath mats\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Bath mat","offers":[{"title":"XSQ-GZN-632 \/ 50X80CM(1.6X2.6FT","offer_id":55198069457239,"sku":"14:175#XSQ-GZN-632;5:201441337#50X80CM(1.6X2.6FT","price":11.84,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XSQ-GZN-632 \/ 60X90CM(2X3FT","offer_id":55198069490007,"sku":"14:175#XSQ-GZN-632;5:201441339#60X90CM(2X3FT","price":16.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1046\/3733\/3847\/files\/S7a11132a02f8428daeb69a579b50e7b5x.webp?v=1790699150","url":"https:\/\/bath-mat.co.uk\/products\/funny-slogan-bath-mat","provider":"Bath mat","version":"1.0","type":"link"}