{"product_id":"funny-bath-mat-we-wash-but-why","title":"Funny Bath Mat - We Wash But Why","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\"We wash — but why?\"\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA big blue shower head, a spray of dashes falling across the mat, and an existential question in red capitals at either end. It is the sort of thing that is genuinely funny at seven in the morning when you are not yet awake enough to answer it. Drawn simply, printed on a cream ground with a black bound edge, and built on a diatomite surface that takes the water off your feet properly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\t\u003ctbody\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003e50 x 80 cm and 60 x 90 cm (19.7 x 31.5 in and 23.6 x 35.4 in)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eColours\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eCream with blue and red linework, black bound edge\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eHand drawn shower head with a printed slogan\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eMaterial\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003ePVC with a diatomite surface layer\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eSurface\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eWater absorbing and quick drying\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eFinish\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eWaterproof and dirt repellent, fade resistant\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eBacking\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eNon-slip\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\t\u003ctr\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003cth\u003eWashing\u003c\/th\u003e\n\t\t\t\u003ctd\u003eHand wash or machine wash\u003c\/td\u003e\n\t\t\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\t\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eA joke that still does the job\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMost novelty mats are a print on something thin that goes limp within a month. This one has a diatomite layer on the surface, which pulls water in the moment you step on it and dries again quickly, over a PVC body that stops anything soaking through to the floor underneath. So it is a real bath mat that happens to be funny, rather than a gag you have to keep replacing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eEasy to live with every day\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe drawing is spare — one shower head, some falling water, nine words — and most of the mat is plain cream. That is deliberate: a busy joke gets tiring, and this one sits quietly in a white bathroom until someone notices it. The black bound edge keeps the outline crisp and stops the sides fraying with use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere should it go?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nOn the floor outside the shower or bath. It absorbs water rather than draining it, so it is not designed to sit inside a tray — for that you want a mat with suction cups and drainage holes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I keep the colours bright?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nWash it cool by hand or machine, no bleach, and air dry it flat. The surface is fade resistant, but heat from a tumble dryer or a radiator is what dulls a print and stiffens the backing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more of these in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bath-mat.co.uk\/collections\/slogan-bath-mats\"\u003eslogan bath mats\u003c\/a\u003e, or see the rest of the playful range in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bath-mat.co.uk\/collections\/fun-bath-mats\"\u003efun bath mats\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Bath mat","offers":[{"title":"XSQ-GZN-633 \/ 50X80CM(1.6X2.6FT","offer_id":55198065230167,"sku":"14:10#XSQ-GZN-633;5:201441337#50X80CM(1.6X2.6FT","price":11.79,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XSQ-GZN-633 \/ 60X90CM(2X3FT","offer_id":55198065262935,"sku":"14:10#XSQ-GZN-633;5:201441339#60X90CM(2X3FT","price":16.43,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1046\/3733\/3847\/files\/S8757bf2e4cb14b7d9561da3a69d177657.webp?v=1790699144","url":"https:\/\/bath-mat.co.uk\/products\/funny-bath-mat-we-wash-but-why","provider":"Bath mat","version":"1.0","type":"link"}